Camp Jokes for Kids
Our oldest is off to science camp today and it happens to be earth day! She took Avo, her avocado Sleepover Friend with her. As a mother who runs a small business I am intentional not to push Sleepover Friends on my kids. So when they take them with them, especially when they will be away from the comforts of home it means the world to me that we have created something special.
We were able to write letters that she will receive each morning. I included 10 jokes in every letter. Here are my favorite 24 of the 30 jokes I selected from searching the internet. I hope you enjoy them!
-
What do you call a bear without any teeth at science camp?
A GUMMY BEAR
-
How do you make tissue dance at science camp?
YOU PUT A LITTLE “BOOGIE” IN IT
-
What is a snakes’s favorite part of science camp?
THE SSSSSSMORES!
-
How do you catch a squirrel at science camp?
YOU CLIMB A TREE AND ACT LIKE A NUT.
-
What did one cabin wall say to the other cabin wall at science camp?
I”LL MEET YOU AT THE CORNER
-
Why do trees have so many friends at science camp?
BECAUSE THEY BRANCH OUT.
-
What do you call a science camper without any nose or body?
NOBODYNOSE
-
How do trees get on the internet at science camp?
THEY LOG IN
-
Why don’t skeletons go to science camp?
BECAUSE THEY DON”T HAVE THE GUTS
-
What did the cabin say to the sleeping bag at science camp?
Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered!
-
Why don’t mummies go to science camp?
THEY ARE AFRAID THEY WILL UNRAVEL
-
What do you call a bear with no socks at science camp? BAREFOOT
-
Why did the compass lose its job at science camp?
IT HAD NO SENSE OF DIRECTION
-
What does the campfire say after a long day at science camp? I'M BURNED OUT
-
What did the camper say to the talkative sleeping bag?
ZIP IT!
-
Did you hear the joke about the skunk that went to science camp?
OH NEVERMIND, IT REALLY STINKS!
-
What do bears call campers in their sleeping bags?
BURRITOS
-
Do fish go to science camp?
NO THEY ARE IN SCHOOLS
-
What did the ocean say to the camper?
NOTHING, IT JUST WAVED!
-
What do trees always remember to bring to the lake?
THEIR SWIMMING TRUNKS
-
What does lightning wear under its clothes?
THUNDERWEAR
-
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
-
How do you know when the moon is going broke?
When it’s down to its last quarter.
-
Wanna hear the mountain joke?
Nah, you won’t get over it.
