12 Dad Jokes for Father’s Day
Here are 12 groan-worthy, eye-roll-inducing, laugh-out-loud Dad Jokes to celebrate Father’s Day! These jokes Blossom the bunny and Fern the fawn the best belly laughs!
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Why don't eggs tell each other secrets?
Because they might crack up!
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What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he left for school?
Bison.
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don’t know y.
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I’m not going to spread it.
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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
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How does a dad keep his cool at the grill?
He steaks his claim and flips out calmly.
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What’s a dad’s favorite kind of music?
Pop!
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it gooo!
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I used to play piano by ear...
But now I use my hands.
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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.
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How do dads stay cool during the summer?
They have lots of fans!