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12 Dad Jokes for Father’s Day

12 Dad Jokes for Father’s Day

12 Dad Jokes for Father’s Day

Here are 12 groan-worthy, eye-roll-inducing, laugh-out-loud Dad Jokes to celebrate Father’s Day! These jokes Blossom the bunny and Fern the fawn the best belly laughs!

  1. Why don't eggs tell each other secrets?
     Because they might crack up!

  2. What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he left for school?
    Bison.

  3. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
     I don’t know y.

  4. Did you hear the rumor about butter?
     Well, I’m not going to spread it.

  5. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
    Nacho cheese!

  6. How does a dad keep his cool at the grill?
    He steaks his claim and flips out calmly.

  7. What’s a dad’s favorite kind of music?
     Pop!

  8. What do you call a fake noodle?
    An impasta.

  9. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
     Because she’ll let it gooo!

  10. I used to play piano by ear...
     But now I use my hands.

  11. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
    Sofishticated.

  12. How do dads stay cool during the summer?
    They have lots of fans!